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You sure do take your internets very seriously. Probably too seriously. 8)
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Wall to Floor? That's a new wtf expression. You say it when you kill somebody by throwing a grenade at a wall to bounce onto the floor, right where the victim was standing.


WTF! WTF! Pawned!... :-?
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SweatyPyro wrote: WTF! WTF! Pawned!... :-?

That's what I say when you and lyght are playing BF 2142.

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Rant: Today's cars and trucks are made out of complete recycled crap. Bumpers are reinforced with styrofoam, body panels are plastic, and two people on each end of a car can probably twist the frame by hand.

If the Transformers were made out of today's vehicles, they wouldn't be able to walk due to their scrap metal legs buckling under their own weight and their faulty air bags blowing their brains out every time they took a step.
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Avi wrote:Rant: Today's cars and trucks are made out of complete recycled crap. Bumpers are reinforced with styrofoam, body panels are plastic, and two people on each end of a car can probably twist the frame by hand.

If the Transformers were made out of today's vehicles, they wouldn't be able to walk due to their scrap metal legs buckling under their own weight and their faulty air bags blowing their brains out every time they took a step.
What, a Prius could not be a Transformer? How bout a Civic, or the new Fortwo?
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If those three cars were Transformers, they would be in danger of getting their asses kicked by regular humans.
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Avi wrote:If those three cars were Transformers, they would be in danger of getting their asses kicked by regular humans.
Sounds like a great movie idea. Mind if I send it to my brother?
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Just as long as I get 10% of all gross profits...right off the top.

Make it a movie about three robots that are disguised as eco-friendly vehicles, and they're afraid to fight the bad guys for fear of destroying the environment. They can be called the Green Machines or something equally lame.

:D

Oh yeah, and I have to score the soundtrack to the movie...which is another 5%.
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Avi wrote:Just as long as I get 10% of all gross profits...right off the top.

Make it a movie about three robots that are disguised as eco-friendly vehicles, and they're afraid to fight the bad guys for fear of destroying the environment. They can be called the Green Machines or something equally lame.

:D

Oh yeah, and I have to score the soundtrack to the movie...which is another 5%.
So let's see...
I bankroll the production, to the tune of 5 bucks. the movie tanks. I lose my 10 buck, leaving me 20 bucks in the whole. So after I lost the 100 dollars, You will owe me 15.
I could do that. :D
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Negatory.

The movie tanks, leaving you in the hole. I'm nowhere to be found.
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Well, seeing is it's a wholesome failure of an Indy flick based off a movie based off a Toy line, mind if I star in it?
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Of course.

You can be the human that befriends the Green Machines, and then they turn on you because of your bad acting skills, which then results in the only death scene in the entire movie.
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Awesome. I will think of a classy, pun styled last line for my role.
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SweatyPyro wrote:Awesome. I will think of a classy, pun styled last line for my role.
Actually, that line will do. You can say "Awesome. I will think of a classy, pun styled last line for my role." and then they kill you!
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Well he started the story boards. Lets see how far he get's before he get's bored with it. :D
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